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What and how?
Sometimes I think part of depression is wanting something but not knowing what you want and not knowing how to know what you want AND get it—and that all of previously mentioned is burdensome to the point of either apathy or helplessness.
Part being not moved by what is currently present and the other by being moved to do anything about it of you could.
I’ve been at my parents’ house too long now.
I hope Chip Skylark writes a song about Rick Santorum called ‘Icky Ricky’
YES.
(via ihopericksantorum)
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Pete Campbell is the absolute least like able character in all of television.
And I feel like his fictional heirs went to college with me
WORST PERSON EVER, THAT PETE CAMPBELL. I hope the audience gets why he’s awful and isn’t praising him.
See when Spanish speaking someone calls some one “puto” I am accustomed to think “steamed rice cake.” (Taken with instagram)
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Crazy Monster asks the tough questions.
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Glamour shot. (Taken with instagram)
Andy shows her love through her teeth. (Taken with instagram)
